Friday, March 12, 2010

Fun Friday



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

TGIF my friends!
Hope you all have a great weekend!

9 comments:

Diva Kreszl said...

thank you for making me laugh today!!!

Beth Anderson said...

My pleasure Diva - I sure need a laugh on Fridays - a good way to start the weekend!

Silke said...

I love that! Made me laugh!! I so love visiting here... Happy weekend! Love, Silke

lilylovekin said...

Where do you come up with these funny things? they make me smile.

Beth Anderson said...

I so look forward to Fridays now and am all about TGIF.....I need this release!

Angela said...

Cheers!

I think it is the stress that gets us!

Tommye said...

I knew I should've taken more French classes.

Tommye said...

Hi Beth,

I've just award you the "Sunshine Blog Award".

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No pressure, just want you to know how much I love your blog and think others will too.

Tommye

Kathy said...

It's the stress! No one worries like we Americans do! I did enjoy a nice little piece of carrot cake after dinner tonight....carrots are good for you ya' know, so I figured it was just fine!