For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
TGIF my friends!
Hope you all have a great weekend!
9 comments:
thank you for making me laugh today!!!
My pleasure Diva - I sure need a laugh on Fridays - a good way to start the weekend!
I love that! Made me laugh!! I so love visiting here... Happy weekend! Love, Silke
Where do you come up with these funny things? they make me smile.
I so look forward to Fridays now and am all about TGIF.....I need this release!
Cheers!
I think it is the stress that gets us!
I knew I should've taken more French classes.
Hi Beth,
I've just award you the "Sunshine Blog Award".
http://stitchingandbeading.blogspot.com
No pressure, just want you to know how much I love your blog and think others will too.
Tommye
It's the stress! No one worries like we Americans do! I did enjoy a nice little piece of carrot cake after dinner tonight....carrots are good for you ya' know, so I figured it was just fine!
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