Friday, February 26, 2010

Fun Friday



My blog readers around my age should appreciate this -

Some of the artists of the 60's and 70's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harum--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping

Abba---Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling
If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again

P.S. Thankfully the weather predictions were wrong - in our area - a nor'easter did come through with high winds, but we only got about 6 inches of snow rather than the foot of snow that was predicted - like nothing compared to what we've had!
Yeah!

TGIF Everyone!

7 comments:

Angela said...

Ha!

50 ways to lose your liver...

Kathy said...

Those are funny! Glad Mother Nature was kind to you this time.

Tommye said...

I hate it when I can empathize with stuff like this!

lilylovekin said...

It is a sorry day when one is thankful for 6 inches of snow! But I am glad the storm was kind to you. Just think how much you will enjoy spring this year. By the way the songs are a hoot!

kelleysbeads said...

I'm stickin with the original versions as the better ones! Now I've got more ideas of what to add to my Torch iPod list. I LOVE the Bee Gees!

julie Haymaker thompson said...

They say this these are the repair years Yikesss!!!

Kathy Hardy said...

Oh my gosh, those are hilarious! I wonder what some of my "youngsters" would think if I used those lyrics when I listed stuff ~ thanks for the smiles...and the memories :)